Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Tails from the Back Seat: Winterizing your Dog for Desert Life

6 Hot Tips from 2 Cool Dogs

          With special acknowledgment to Edward Abbey for providing just the right words (italics

It has been said, and truly, that everything in the desert either stings, stabs, stinks, or sticks.

You will find the flora here as venomous, hooked, barbed, thorny, prickly, needled, saw-toothed, hairy, stickered, mean, bitter, sharp, wiry, and fierce as the animals.  Something about the desert inclines all living things to harshness and acerbity.  

The soft evolve out.

You may be getting the impression by now that the desert is not the most suitable of environments for human (or dog) habitation.  Correct. Of all the Earth's climatic zones, excepting only the Antarctic, the deserts are the least inhabited, the least "developed", for reasons that should now be clear. 

So why do we spend the Winter in this environment?? 
Much sun, little rain also means an arid climate.  Compared with the high humidity of more hospitable regions, the dry heat of the desert seems at first not terribly uncomfortable--sometimes even pleasant.  But that sensation of comfort is false, a deception, and therefore all the more dangerous....

Constant tests of Heated Endurance...

...And Sticky Situations

Geographers generally divide the North American desert--what was once termed "the Great American Desert"--into four distinct regions or subdeserts.  These are the Sonoran Desert, which comprises southern Arizona, Baja California, and the state of Sonora in Mexico; the Chihuahuan Desert, which includes west Texas, southern New Mexico, and the states of Chihuahua and Coahuila in Mexico, the Mojave Desert, which includes southeastern California and small portions of Nevada, Utah, and Arizona; and the Great Basin Desert, which includes most of Utah and Nevada, northern Arizona, northwestern New Mexico, and much of Idaho and eastern Oregon.

Lucky us, we have been to them all.
 In fact, we have been to them all this Winter...we are the experts.

Now what about desert hiking itself, you may ask...glad you asked that question.   We firmly believe that one should never--repeat never--go out into that formidable wasteland of cactus, heat, serpents, rock, scrub, and thorn without careful planning, thorough and cautious preparation, and complete equipment. 
Our motto is: Be Prepared.

Tip #1 - Keep It Cool with a Desert 'Do

Tip #2 - Rough & Ready: Acclimate Paws for Volcanic Rocks & Hot Sand...

...or Prepare to Step Lightly

Tip #3 - Beware of "Jumping" and Hiding Hazards

A Teddy Bear Cholla Minefield

A Hedgehog Blind 

Tip #4 - Go With the Flow...even if there isn't any Water 


The Desert Dogs' Playground

Tip #5 - "Glory Holes" They're Not!

Why go into the desert?  Really, why do it?  That sun, roaring at you all day long. The tepid, vapid little water holes slowly evaporating under the scum of grease, full of cannibal beetles, spotted toads, horsehair worms, liver flukes, and down at the bottom, inevitably, the pale cadaver of a 
ten-inch centipede.  

Ummm, I have no was like what happened to that kid when the icicle fell off the garage
 and hit him in the eye...yea, that's it!

Tip #6 - Seek Shade, Early and Often

Well then, why indeed go walking into the desert, that grim ground, that bleak and lonesome land where as Genghis Khan said of India, "the heat is bad and the water makes men sick"?  

Why the desert, given a world of such splendor and variety?

Because there is nothing out there. Nothing at all. 
Nothing but the desert.  Nothing but the silent world.  
That's why.

Walking in a Winter Wonderland....

...'Desert Solitaire'

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

A Very Peculiar Sugar Beet Harvest

"Sleeping 9 to 5, what a way to make a living...
- Dolly Parton (sort of)

After several months hiking in the warm, sunny mountains of Arizona and Texas, it's possible to look back at a cold, dark sugar beet harvest with some perspective.

One of the quintessential work camping jobs (in addition to jobs such as Amazon fulfillment, some camp host positions, and gate guarding) is the annual sugar beet harvest. To qualify as "quintessential," a work camping job must have a few critical traits:
  • The job must be done by a large number of RV'ers who can then share their common stories as part of the diaspora experience.
  • The job must provide a full hook-up site of some kind.
  • The job must pay an income above and beyond the cost of the site.
Most sugar beet harvest positions are found on the North Dakota/Minnesota border and on the Montana/North Dakota border. There are basically four jobs you can do in a typical work camping sugar beet harvest.
  1. Piler ground helper where you direct truck traffic, take weigh tag tickets and beet samples, and help monitor the piler boom position around the beet pile.
  2. Piler machine operator
  3. Skid steer operator where you remove dirt from the piler area, clean up beet spills, and place ventilation pipes under beet piles.
  4. Piler cleaning where you crawl all over the outside and inside of a piling machine and scrape/clear away dirt/mud from areas where it can build up and cause the piler to breakdown.
Sugar beet harvesting walks a fine line with the weather. It can't be too cold or too warm. It can't rain because the fields get too muddy for the harvest equipment. At some "fancier" processing sites, they have concrete pads for the equipment and sugar beet piles. Our site was an old school dirt pad that turned into a sticky quagmire in the rain leading to further harvest delays. 

Typically the goal is to get the harvest in as soon as possible. In ideal weather conditions this could mean 14-17 days of around the clock shifts operating 24/7. In our case, we arrived on September 21st and didn't leave until November 1st. 

We chose to work the night shift (7pm to 7am) because it seemed like a novelty and, with a smaller crew, we were told there would be more opportunity to work across all the different types of jobs. We got everything we bargained for.

In a typical sugar beet harvest day shift, you will have a team of six people running each piler and two people working two skid steers to clean up the yard and in some cases lay ventilation piping under the sugar beet piles. If a piler breaks down (which was common at our site), the team of six pulls out their lawn chars and takes a break until the machine can be fixed. Between these breakdowns, having six people on one piling machine, having two dedicated skid steer drivers, and having only light cleaning requirements, working a day shift can be a relatively easy, non-physical job. We saw many day shift piler teams with one or even two team members who were elderly and barely able to walk, bend, stoop, or handle much of any of the physical laber (of course that means the remaining five or six team memebrs have to work harder to take up the slack).

The night shift was a completely different story. At night we would run pilers and process beets with as few as two people (one person running the piler and one person handling all the ground operations). If a piler broke down, and we were unable to repair it ourselves, we would immediately move to another piler and keep the beet trucks moving. At times, we would run two pilers at a time based on truck traffic. We would also simultaneously run the two skid steers for clean up and ventilation pipe installation. To top it off, the night shift would move and thoroughly clean each million+ dollar piler (we had five pilers at our site) and reposition the pilers as needed. We did all of this each night with a team of seven people. In a typical day shift, running two pilers and two skid steers is done with 14 people (and those 14 people don't move/reposition and thoroughly clean the pilers inside and out, that's night shift work). As we came to learn, the night shift is the Special Forces or the Marine Corps of the sugar beets harvest. Night shift had to get more work accomplished with one half of the resources. Night shift team members had to multitask unlike anything seen on the day shift.

We were very lucky to have a good group of people on our team. With only seven people, there wasn't any room for a weak link. If you ever played a team sport, you understand the meaning of "having a good locker room." We had a randomly selected group of seven people, put together for the first time, ranging in age from late 20's to early 70's, working in the wet, dark, cold night for 12 hours at a time, and didn't have any problems. Everyone learned the tasks and everyone did whatever needed to be done next without complication. To have a group like that in any line of work combine efficiently in that short of a period of time is extremely unusual (maybe even a one-off). Given the conditions and work requirements, it could have turned out a disaster or a considerable success. We were fortunate to experience the latter.

The 2016 Sidney Sugars Factory Yard night shift crew.

After 13 days in a row of 12 hour night shifts in the dark, cold and wet, the mind starts to play tricks on you.

"The Monster From the Beet Lagoon" 

"Edward Sugar Beet Hands" giving a massage

This was some big equipment building huge mountains of sugar beets for future processing.